- Ignorant people, who have the opportunity to learn but just don't
- Smart-ass people, who can't back it up with a little intelligence
- Most Government employees
- People who bitch about working, but who don't put in a 40-hour week
- Anyone associated with America's Got Talent
- Lazy people who live off the govt's dime (aka our taxes)
- certain hosts of the View
- Internet free-loaders, those who search for free wifi from their neighbors
- Steven Slater, if he wouldn't have gone down the safety slide he wouldn't be on here
- chronically inattentive parents
- arrogant waiters
- Keanu Reeve's dialect coach for Dracula
- Loud cell phone talkers,
- people who make smack in the face lists
- the genius who thought turning Bewitched into a movie was a great idea
- people who constantly ask for favors but give none in return
- meteorologists who say "It's gonna be a hot one" in the middle of July
- anyone who is mean to animals
- people who prejudge someone because they have an R or a D before their name
- non-tippers
- someone who orders food from a restaurant five minutes before the kitchen closes
- pretentious assholes
this is just a list and in no way encompasses everyone that deserves a smack or two
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